Review by Marcus Stalmer (originally reviewed: 3-27-05)
Senses Fail fucking rules… I played this shit for one of my pussy cock rocker friends and at first he was like ‘what the fuck is this shit’ and then he started shaking and convulsing and shit so I picked him up and threw him into the bathtub because I thought he was going into shock so I remembered what this football manager told me in high school and that was to submerge someone who’s going into shock underwater so that they realize they’re underwater and then they panic for real snapping them out of the bullshit shock. So I was just about to do that but I ran into my room to turn the music up so he could still check it out while I was about to save the day and as soon as I turned my stereo up it sounded like someone blew an o-ring in my bathroom so I walked in and his head fucking exploded… don’t believe me? Doesn’t matter, broham. It totally fucking wrecked his Abercrombie shirt too. So I pulled his limp body out of the tub and never doubting the power of Senses Fail… I turned my stereo up as loud as it would go and my cock rocker friend stood up and put his head back together and then his wounds healed. I felt really bad that Senses Fail had flipped out so hard that they blew my friends top off and that I had been the one playing the music so we went to the mall and got him a way awesomer Abercrombie shirt and went to a party.
-Mark
