UFOs are real, you fucktards

That’s right, things that fly have been unidentified. Some may even be mysteries, but UFOs do not automatically equal Aliens/Time Travelers/Inter-dimensional Beings/Angels/Or anthing else you might imagine… they may not even be experimental aircraft… the point is that they are unidentified. Just thought I would help end any confusion… and yes, I have seen UFOs.

The Nazca Lines

Recently the Nazca lines got a nod by Dr. Jones himself in the new Indiana Jones movie (a movie which also could not have been awesomer [or "more awesome" for those who cannot accept the ever-changing face of language]). The lines are pretty impressive if you consider when they were made over two thousand years ago and interestingly enough it’s hard to tell what they are without flying over them. You tell me who was able to fly two millennia ago.

You can also check them out for yourself via Google Maps: HERE

How cool would it be to see them in person?

-Mark